Where to kiss and What it means

قشنگ بود و درست!!

military نظامی- رسمی

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof
of a building and she fell down.
On her way falling down, an American man caught her.

She said: `Oh thank you, you saved my life; I`ll do ANYTHING for you....`
The man said: `Okay then, kiss me.`

She said: `You PIG!! NEVER!!`

So he said:`FINE!` and he dropped her down....
So she`s falling and screaming...
Suddenly a German man caught her in the air from his balcony.
She said:`Oh thank you, you saved me; I`ll do anything that you ask...`
The guy said: `Fraulein, kiss me.`
She replied: `Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!`
So the man said: `Fine!!!` and he also dropped her down again.
She`s falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men and now she`s going to die.
Suddenly, a man caught the woman from his balcony.
She said: `Oh thank you, you saved my life, I`ll kiss you!!`
The man replies: "Astaghfar Allah" and dropped her!!!!!!!

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Dear Saeed

I,m so sorry for delay! I was really busy. I should say that in military, KISS means differently. K_I_S_S = Keep It Simple Stupid! and it means : The simple method is the most prefered

در ارتش وقتی میگن KISS یعنی سخت نگیر!

dear shirin

thanks a lot . it was great